My love affair with mauve lipstick actually all began with a haircut. A really, really bad haircut in February 2016, where I walked into a salon in Soho I couldn’t afford with a screen-shotted picture of Chloë Sevigny. “You. . . want a bob like Chloë Sevigny?” My hairdresser asked. “Yes,” I said, taking my long brown locks out of my ponytail. “Unless you think the Dachshund I Do Smile A Little When Karma Pays A Visit Deserves It Shirt Also,I will get this blonde is a problem.”
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The blonde wasn’t the Dachshund I Do Smile A Little When Karma Pays A Visit Deserves It Shirt Also,I will get this problem. The problem was that I was a young twenty-something who wore J. Crew ballet flats and infinity scarves, lived in Murray Hill and pretended to like football. (Aka: the anti-Chloe Sevigny.) But earlier that week, my boyfriend had visited a friend in the New Jersey suburbs. He had a house, yard, a grill—and a lovely wife who wore J. Crew ballet flats, infinity scarves, and genuinely liked football. “I can’t wait until that’s us,” he said. That night, I tossed and turned for hours in his navy blue sheets.